1. akatsugay:

    tehrisa:

    a summary of gay swimmers: the return

    The accuracy of this is fucking killing me

  2. askulloffoxes:

fightingforanimals:

The woman on the left is a mother from Miami who was so desperate to feed her hungry family that she was trying to steal a lot of food.
The woman on the right is Miami-Dade County Police Officer Vicki Thomas. Officer Thomas was about to arrest Jessica Robles but changed her mind at the last minute.

Instead of arresting her, she bought Robles $100 worth of groceries:
“I made the decision to buy her some groceries because arresting her wasn’t going to solve the problem with her children being hungry.”
And there’s no denying they were hungry. Robles’ 12 year old daughter started crying when she told local TV station WSVN about how dire their situation was:
“[It’s] not fun to see my brother in the dirt hungry, asking for food, and we have to tell him, ‘There is nothing here.’”
Officer Thomas says she has no question that what she did was right:
“To see them go through the bags when we brought them in, it was like Christmas. That $100 to me was worth it.”
But Officer Thomas did have one request:
“The only thing I asked of her is, when she gets on her feet, that she help someone else out. And she said she would.”
And guess what? The story gets even better.
After word got out about what happened people donated another $700 for Jessica Robles to spend at the grocery store.
And then best of all a local business owner invited her in for an interview and ended up hiring her on the spot as a customer service rep.
She started crying when he told her:
“There’s no words how grateful I am that you took your time and helped somebody out. Especially somebody like me.”
And to think it all started with one veteran police officer trusting her “instinct” instead of going “by the book”.
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    askulloffoxes:

    fightingforanimals:

    The woman on the left is a mother from Miami who was so desperate to feed her hungry family that she was trying to steal a lot of food.

    The woman on the right is Miami-Dade County Police Officer Vicki Thomas. Officer Thomas was about to arrest Jessica Robles but changed her mind at the last minute.

    Instead of arresting her, she bought Robles $100 worth of groceries:

    “I made the decision to buy her some groceries because arresting her wasn’t going to solve the problem with her children being hungry.”

    And there’s no denying they were hungry. Robles’ 12 year old daughter started crying when she told local TV station WSVN about how dire their situation was:

    “[It’s] not fun to see my brother in the dirt hungry, asking for food, and we have to tell him, ‘There is nothing here.’”

    Officer Thomas says she has no question that what she did was right:

    “To see them go through the bags when we brought them in, it was like Christmas. That $100 to me was worth it.”

    But Officer Thomas did have one request:

    “The only thing I asked of her is, when she gets on her feet, that she help someone else out. And she said she would.”

    And guess what? The story gets even better.

    After word got out about what happened people donated another $700 for Jessica Robles to spend at the grocery store.

    And then best of all a local business owner invited her in for an interview and ended up hiring her on the spot as a customer service rep.

    She started crying when he told her:

    “There’s no words how grateful I am that you took your time and helped somebody out. Especially somebody like me.”

    And to think it all started with one veteran police officer trusting her “instinct” instead of going “by the book”.

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  3. mekacrap:

    He got my attention at “pierced dick”

    Noiz seduction game is strong

  4. thatstheriddle:

    imagine-your-fav-character:

    Imagine you and your favorite character trying to sleep on a hot summer night, but you keep complaining about the heat and don’t let them sleep. Suddenly they move on top of you, press you on the bed and say “if you don’t stop going on about how hot it is, I’m going to give you a reason to feel hot”.

    image

  5. ferretsoup:

'LIKED YOU A LITTLE' YOU HAD THE BIGGEST BONER FOR ME THIS ENTIRE GAME YOU FUCKING LIAR WHAT WAS THE FERRIS WHEEL HUH BECAUSE IVE BEEN ON THAT FERRIS WHEEL TWICE AND ONCE WITH A HOMO HIKER AND THE OTHER TIME WITH YOU AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WASNT ANY LESS HOMO THAT TIME OKAY YOU FUCKING WANT TO CLIMB ME LIKE A TREE YOU LYING ASSHOLE

    ferretsoup:

    'LIKED YOU A LITTLE' YOU HAD THE BIGGEST BONER FOR ME THIS ENTIRE GAME YOU FUCKING LIAR WHAT WAS THE FERRIS WHEEL HUH BECAUSE IVE BEEN ON THAT FERRIS WHEEL TWICE AND ONCE WITH A HOMO HIKER AND THE OTHER TIME WITH YOU AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WASNT ANY LESS HOMO THAT TIME OKAY YOU FUCKING WANT TO CLIMB ME LIKE A TREE YOU LYING ASSHOLE

    (Source: uchuujinhunter)

  6. axaian:

    "I want to gently pat the mochis with a fly swatter." (x)

  7. http://wizzard890.tumblr.com/post/96314906652/thevoicecalledcheesecake-in-case-you-still →

    wizzard890:

    thevoicecalledcheesecake:

    In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

    oh…

  8. "Man, was I ever surprised!”

    (Source: houtarouh)

  9. syntheticimagination:

    A bunch of previously unpublished fusions (except for the super-fluffy ampharia). One of these is not like the others ehehehe.

  10. and-the-two-idiots:

    stripedpants:

    My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

    So being the clever person he was

    On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

    THIS

    IS

    DARING

    And he later got accepted. 

    this is my favorite story on tumblr